From the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist comes one of the funniest, warmest, most delightful Christmas stories ever.
My name is Doug Barnes, and this stuff happened on Christmas Eve in my town, which is Asquont, New York.
The year is 1960, and, as it is every year, the Christmas pageant at St. John's Episcopal Church, directed by Mrs. Elkins-who used to be in The Theater in New York, and who is tall and skinny, with hair the color of the orange part of a candy corn-is a very big deal...